Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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