can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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