It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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