Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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