my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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