then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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