I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
