i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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