so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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