I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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