She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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