she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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