if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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