Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm both gender and math confused
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