I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
