I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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