Non-Jews are for practice
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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