Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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