I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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