Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
