like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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