She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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