He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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