is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
