I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I need moral support for this bender
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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