Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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