She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
