If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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