Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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