Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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