nut hugger
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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