I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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