Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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