I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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