this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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