This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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