Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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