Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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