I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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