So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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