What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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