Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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