she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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