Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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