found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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