I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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