you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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