She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
