im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
