Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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