So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i need some magic done to my vagina
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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