she was so not down for the gang bang
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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