We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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