Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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