i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.