oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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