Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper