I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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