Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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