i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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