She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
i out mim tonsoeep
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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